Book Two - "Slave Ship"
Slave Ship is a region. Captain's Cabin and Galley are rooms in Slave Ship. Slave Ship is in Shipboard.
The stroke clock is a number that varies. The stroke clock is zero. The rowing_fuckup_count is a number that varies. The rowing_fuckup_count is zero. The good_stroke_count is a number that varies. The good_stroke_count is zero.
Pirate Booty is a scene. Pirate Booty begins when the location is Captain's Cabin. Pirate Booty ends when the time since Pirate Booty began is one minute.
Durance Vile is a scene. Durance Vile begins when the location is Galley. Durance Vile ends when the location is not Galley.
Test rowing with "push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar / pull oar".
When Pirate Booty begins:
now the description of the Pirate Captain is "The pirate captain reclines naked on a heap of silk, stroking his erection lazily with one hand while admiring your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing endowment.";
remove the cutlass from play;
remove the black tricorner hat from play;
remove the pirate captain's impractically ruffled white shirt from play;
remove the pirate captain's boots from play;
really have the parser notice the pirate captain's erection;
now the description of the pirate captain's tanned chest is "he pirate captain's hairless, smooth, tanned, and it must be said, delectably sexy chest is completely exposed.";
now the pirate captain's erection is part of the pirate captain.
Every turn during Durance vile:
if the stroke clock is 0
now the stroke clock is 1;
say "'STROKE!' screams the coxswain.";
now the stroke clock is 0;