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One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

Book Two - "Clinic"

Part One - "Clinic"

Every turn when the location is Clinic and Clinic is not warned_about:

now Clinic is warned_about;

if the player encloses the Golden Banana


if the location has been Zach's Mohelerie


say "Zach, of Zach's Mohelerie, is standing in the office. He looks at you curiously, shakes his head rapidly from side to side, shrugs,";


say "A thin man, with wild gray hair, staring brown eyes, and a long beard,[run paragraph on]";

end if;

say " says to the doctor standing in the room, 'ThanksmanIappreciateyourhelpseeyousoonIguessgottagogotworktodo,' and then dashes out the door.";

end if.

Clinic is south of Industrial Wasteland. "This is a dilapidated doctor's office, reeking of strange unguents and incenses, presided over by a stone examination table. The exit is to the north." Instead of smelling in the clinic, say "There's a strange, sweet, skunky odor pervading the place." Industrial Wasteland is outside from Clinic.

The scenery_unguents are scenery in the clinic. Understand "strange", "sweet", "skunky", "odor", "unguent", "unguents", "incense", "stink", "burning", "smudge-pot", and "incenses" as scenery_unguents. Instead of doing anything with the scenery_unguents, try smelling.

The examination table is a supporter in the clinic. It is scenery. The description is "It's a plain stone examination table." Understand "table", "slab", "plain", "exam", and "stone" as examination table. It is enterable.