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Part Two - "Bruno"

Bruno is a man in Dockside. He is scenery. The description is "Bruno is the ship's captain. He's got a shaved head, a droopy moustache, a neck like a bull's, and huge arms." Understand "captain", "sailor", and "man" as Bruno. The default reply of Bruno is "Bruno scratches his head. 'Alas, young Master Makane, I can't help you there.'" The conversation of Bruno is the Table of Bruno's Chatter.

Bruno's head is part of Bruno. Understand "bald", "shaved", "shaven", and "oiled" as Bruno's head. The description is "Bruno's head is shaved and oiled."

Bruno's neck is part of Bruno. Understand "bull's", "bull", and "thick" as Bruno's neck. The description is "Bruno's neck is the size of your thigh."

Bruno's arms are part of Bruno. They are ambiguously plural. The description is "Bruno's arms are hugely muscled." Understand "arm", "muscle", "muscles", "muscled", and "huge" as Bruno's arms.

Bruno's moustache is part of Bruno. The description is "Bruno has a black moustache that droops down on either side of his mouth." Understand "black", "mouth", and "droopy" as Bruno's moustache.

Instead of giving or showing the ring to Bruno:

if the Poop Deck is not_warned_about

begin;

say "Bruno nods. 'Indeed, Master Makane. The [italic type]Golden Ass[roman type] is yours to command.";

now the Poop Deck is warned_about;

otherwise;

say "Bruno nods.";

end if.

Instead of touching, rubbing, sucking, fucking, blowing, kissing, or wanking off Bruno:

If Stiffy Makane is filthy, instead say "Bruno gags. 'Bath,' he chokes, pointing eastwards.";

say "Bruno shakes his head. 'Alas, young Master Makane, you're not my type,' he explains.".

Before asking Bruno about "signet ring", instead try asking Bruno about "ring".

Before asking Bruno about "signet/ring":

if the Poop Deck is warned_about, instead try asking Bruno about "#fake0".

Table of Bruno's Chatter