Book Two - "On the Woad Again"
[ This section is only gotten to if you've used "xyzzy" to change your cock to something other than blue. And it does contain a point, so you have to do it if you want the Last Lousy Point. ]
This is the deeply obscure scene rule:
say ", and meets up with a Druid leading a Pictish revolt. A brief and curious fragment from this last section survives.[close bracket][paragraph break]";
remove the toga from play;
remove the scottish_sky_scenery from play;
now the left hand status line is "[Location] (tripping balls)";
follow the major-scene-change rule;
say "...blinking dazedly in the moonlight.";
move the player to Druidic Grove;
move the stiffycock to the player;
really have the parser notice the Golden Banana of Discord;
really have the parser notice the Druidic priestess;
now the woad is worn by the player.
Test to-woad with "test to-vikings / pull oar / push oar / pull oar / push oar /pull oar".
Test woad with "w / i / y2 / kiss priestess / fuck priestess / w".