Part One - "Syracuse"
Syracuse is a room. "There's not much to say about dockside Syracuse[if Archie is unboinked], especially in a driving thunderstorm[end if]. The [italic type]Golden Ass[roman type] is docked to the east, and a pink-painted building is to the north."
The scenery_brothel is scenery in Syracuse. The printed name is "brothel". The description is "The pink-painted Polyphemus Brothel is just to the north. A quality establishment, its gaily-swinging sign sports a festive painting of ol[apostrophe] one-eye enthusiastically banging a sheep." Understand "sign", "gaily", "swinging", "gaily-swinging", "pink", "pink-painted", "building", "gay", "brothel", "polyphemus", "cyclops", and "sheep" as the scenery_brothel.
The brothel_notice is scenery. The printed name is "notice". The description is "'Closed on account of the clap.'" Understand "small" and "notice" as the brothel_notice.
Instead of going east in Syracuse, follow the all-aboard-the-ass rule. Instead of going inside in Syracuse, try going north.
Instead of going north in Syracuse when Quackery has happened, say "The brothel is closed, as a small notice on the door points out."