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Volume Six - "Syracuse"

Sicily is a region. Syracuse and the Polyphemus Brothel are in Sicily. Test Sicily with "D/ E/ Remove toga / N/ Ask Archie about himself/ X Archie / Ask Archie about date / wear toga / S / E"

Test min-sicily with " D / N / remove toga / fuck Archie / wear toga / s / e".

Sicilian Salacity is a recurring scene. Sicilian Salacity begins when the location is in Sicily. Sicilian Salacity ends when the location is not in Sicily.

Every turn during Sicilian Salacity:

if the location is the Polyphemus Brothel for the first time

begin;

choose a row with a character of "Archie" in the Table of Fictional Cast Members;

now the met entry is true;

end if;

if Archie is visible and the stiffycock is visible and Archie is handled and a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds, say "Archie gazes at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing cock, and licks his lips longingly.";

if Archie is visible and Archie is not handled

begin;

say "'Hello, sailor,' says the man, without the slightest trace of a barbaric accent. 'My name's Archie. I see you're from the [italic type]Golden Ass[roman type]. Your credit's good here. [if the stiffycock is not visible] Why don't you slip into something less confining[otherwise] Did you know that [stiffycolor of the stiffycock] is my very favorite color[end if]?'";

now the printed name of Archie is "Archie";

now Archie is handled;

end if.