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Section Two - "The Great God Glub"

Glub is a man in the House_Of_Glub. "[if the House_Of_Glub is not visited]A noisome, gelatinous [italic type]thing[roman type] occupies the center of the pool. It extrudes a glaring red eye and considers you. Then it begins to laugh, in a voice like gas bubbles breaking the surface of a cesspool. 'So pleased you could join me, Stiffy. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the Great God Glub.' It twirls your father's signet ring on one delicate pseudopod. 'Bet you'd like this back, wouldn't you?'[otherwise]Glub lounges in the center of the pool." The description of Glub is "Loathsome and nauseating in the extreme, Glub is a roughly nine-foot-tall cone-like mass, striated in disgusting blackish greens, foul browns and yellows, and sickly translucent grays and ambers, speckled with glaring red eyes[54 as a reference]." Understand "Juiblex", "Faceless", "Lord", "Great", "God", "Tsathoggua", "toad", "nine", "foot", "nine-foot", "cone-like", "striated", "black", "blackish", "green", "greens", "foul", "disgusting", "loathsome", "nauseating", "brown", "browns", "yellow", "yellows", "sickly", "translucent", "grey", "gray", "greys", "grays", "amber", "ambers", "red", "glaring", "eyes", "eye", "ooze", "pseudopod", "delicate", "thing", "noisome", "caustic", and "cone" as Glub. The default reply of Glub is "Glub makes no reply, beyond a farting burble and a roll of half-a-dozen or so red eyes. ". The conversation of Glub is the Table of Glub's Chatter. Rule for deciding the concealed possessions of Glub: no. Glub has a horniness. Glub is unaroused.

The glub_ceiling is a sky_scenery in House_of_Glub. The description is "Dark stone, caked with slime, looms overhead. Most of the Ostia sewer system empties into this room: the ceiling is dotted with hundreds of pipe ends, providing a constant drizzle of sewage." Understand "ceiling", "pipe", "pipes", "end", "ends", "stone", "dark", "caked", "slime", and "overhead" as the glub_ceiling.

Instead of giving or showing something that is not the invitation token to Glub:

say "A ripple, which you understand as a shrug, passes through Glub."

Instead of showing the invitation token to Glub:

say "Glub burbles, 'Hand it over and the ring is yours.'"

Instead of waving the invitation token when the location is House_Of_Glub, try showing the invitation token to glub.

Instead of giving the invitation token to Glub:

say "Glub takes the brass token with a careful pseudopod. With another one, he hands you the signet ring. 'A pleasure doing business, Mr. Makane,' he gurgles. 'Feel free to stop in any time.'";

now the signet ring is held by Stiffy Makane;

really have the parser notice the invitation token;

move the invitation token to Limbo.

Instead of touching, rubbing, sucking, fucking, blowing, kissing, or wanking off Glub for the first time:

say "Something, perhaps the fact that the object of your affection is a nine-foot pile of caustic ooze, warns you that this would be dangerous."

Instead of touching, rubbing, sucking, fucking, blowing, kissing, or wanking off Glub:

say "You surrender yourself utterly to the embrace of the Great God Glub.";

end the story saying "You have dissolved into the noisome majesty that is Glub".

Table of Glub's Chatter

Before asking Glub about "signet", instead try asking Glub about "ring".

Before asking Glub about "signet ring", instead try asking Glub about "ring".

Before asking Glub about "ring":

if Glub is not warned_about

begin;

now Glub is warned_about;

end if.