Book One - "The Flight of the Banana"
Medias Res is a recurring scene. Medias Res ends when the location is the lake. NN is a number that varies. NN is 1. Medias Res begins when the location of the player is the Battlement. Medias Res begins when play begins.
Every turn during Medias Res:
if the location is the Battlement for the first time
choose a row with a character of "Baldanders" in the Table of Fictional Cast Members;
now the met entry is true;
If NN is greater than the number of rows in the Table of Baldander's Actions
say "A crushing blow from the giant's mace strikes you full in the chest. Your mouth fills with blood as you pinwheel towards the dark water far below.";
end the story saying "You have been bludgeoned to death";
if the stiffycock is held by the player
say "The giant glances at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing genitals and sniggers. [paragraph break]";
say "[Event in row NN of the Table Of Baldander's Actions][paragraph break]";
now NN is NN + 1;
Test intro with "X chief/ X me/ Attack chief/ Jump/ Swim south/ D/ N/ X foot".
Test min-intro with "jump/z/z/z/z".
Scotland is a region. The Battlement and the Lake are in Scotland.