Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 23 of 235

One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

Part Nine - "Amusing Actions"

Rule for amusing a victorious player:

say "Have you tried ...";

repeat through the Table of Amusing Actions


say " [subject entry][line break]";

end repeat;

say "[paragraph break]".

Table of Amusing Actions

"Examining the ledger in the Hotel Metropole?"
"[bullet] Numerous times?"
"[bullet] [bullet] And then consulting the ledger about one of the obvious suspects?"
"Praying for help in the [italic type]Colossal Cave[roman type] section?"
"Praying as Eris?"
"Asking everyone you meet about Syra?"
"[bullet] In the intro, or after pleasing Jupiter Virilis but before arriving in Hades?"
"Converting to Judaism?"
"[bullet] As Eris?"
"[bullet] [bullet] After bargaining with Argus?"
"Looking for Syra on the Olympian game board?"
"Rolling the dice?"
"[bullet] Several times?"
"[bullet] Rolling polyhedral dice (e.g. 1d12+2)?"
"[bullet] [bullet] Rolling 1d20?"
"[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] Until you get a 20?"
"[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] Until you get a 1?"
"[bullet] [bullet] [bullet] [bullet] As Stiffy?"
"Taking the Stiffy Makane figurine as Stiffy?"
"Not arising when the opportunity presents itself?"